Writings & Musings

This September I went on a mothaf***n’ writing blitz! Here’s some of the stuff I’ve had published recently:

Short form humor posts for MTV’s “Guy Code” blog:


Dating advice Top 10s (with video) for AskMen.com:


Essays for Huffington Post:


Dude, Seriously?


No longer must a man struggle through life, love, and awkward conversations with his dad about “self-stimulation” — my new weekly advice show, Dude, Seriously? is up and running! Watch the first five episodes at youtube.com/askdudesrsly, and submit your own questions for me and co-host Joel The Daily Guru" Freimark to answer in future installments.

Check out the newest ep — in which we tackle employment and hair loss, among other things — right here!

Dave and Ethan 7/18 + World Blanket 7/23

This Thursday, 7/18/13, come mourn the death of my bachelorhood (and celebrate Dave’s insatiable sex drive) at our GLORIOUS return to the People’s Improv Theater!


Click HERE to buy tickets now — only $8 in advance ($10 at the door).

Then, next week, come to the Mercury Lounge to see my band World Blanket play on July 23rd at 7PM! Get more information and tickets HERE.

Come to both shows and I’ll massage your calves!

Relationships, Rock, and Russian Spies


This week was crazy!  Time for a round-up of links to some of the cool stuff that went down:

-We’ve got a brand new Dave and Ethan video, in which we list the Top 10 Worst Text Messages to Send After a First Date.

-My rock band, World Blanket, is headlining Mercury Lounge on July 23rd at 7PM!  Get more information and tickets HERE!

-Periods Films has a brand new short film out in which I play a homicidal Russian spy with a 4-inch cocaine pinky-nail. So basically, I play myself. 

-AND, I recently hosted a show on BBox Radio with my buddy The Daily Guru, during which we attempted to cram as many songs from as many genres as we could into 2 hours! You can now listen to the archived recording HERE.

Loving you oodles,


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